Ventured inland today and visited the scenic village shit hole of Ahoghill.
No hogs and more of a general incline than a “hill”. In true Northern Ireland style Ahoghill is reliably disappointing.
Verdict -3/5 (Avoid. Stay on the B52).
Ahoghill.
Monthly Archives: April 2015
Ballycastle.
Jesus wept!
Spent the day here staring at a few of the local villagers trying to unload a tractor off a ferry at the harbour.
Several hundred local people gathered to watch.
After three hours I was bored stiff and depressed so I took a walk down to the shitty beach. No, really, that’s not just what I thought of it the European Commission thinks it’s too shitty too.
Verdict: 0.5/5 (Avoid).
Giant’s causeway.
Went to the “Giant’s causeway” today.
No giants.
Stood around looking at funny shaped rocks waiting on a fusty smelling Ulsterbus to come and rescue me from the boredom and disappointment.
You’d think after 6,000 years they’d have thought of something to do to liven the place up a bit.
Verdict 0.2/5 (Avoid).