Ah, good old Carrickfergus. So good they named it once and may have written a song about it.

It’s bad enough that it’s coming down with sectarian murals and smells of wee but it says something when your village elders decide to build a mock village to try and hide the fact that it has become a sectarian, destitute, depraved shit hole.

Verdict 0.5/5 (Avoid like the plague).