You couldn’t make this shit up.
The owner of a hotel chain which pays the majority of its workers so little that they more often than not don’t make the tax payable threshold (£10,000) now wants more tax payers money to help promote Northern Ireland ( see: fund his empire).
Northern Ireland businesses – taking “taking the piss” to a whole new level.
Verdict: 0 / 5 – Too dear, not unionised, zero hour contracts and NMW.
Oh mummy. Help!
Get me out of here.
Verdict -6/5 (Avoid. Stay in Stranraer / Cairnryan).
Ah, good old Carrickfergus. So good they named it once and may have written a song about it.
It’s bad enough that it’s coming down with sectarian murals and smells of wee but it says something when your village elders decide to build a mock village to try and hide the fact that it has become a sectarian, destitute, depraved shit hole.
Verdict 0.5/5 (Avoid like the plague).
Ventured inland today and visited the scenic village shit hole of Ahoghill.
No hogs and more of a general incline than a “hill”. In true Northern Ireland style Ahoghill is reliably disappointing.
Verdict -3/5 (Avoid. Stay on the B52).
Jesus wept!
Spent the day here staring at a few of the local villagers trying to unload a tractor off a ferry at the harbour.
Several hundred local people gathered to watch.
After three hours I was bored stiff and depressed so I took a walk down to the shitty beach. No, really, that’s not just what I thought of it the European Commission thinks it’s too shitty too.
Verdict: 0.5/5 (Avoid).
Went to the “Giant’s causeway” today.
No giants.
Stood around looking at funny shaped rocks waiting on a fusty smelling Ulsterbus to come and rescue me from the boredom and disappointment.
You’d think after 6,000 years they’d have thought of something to do to liven the place up a bit.
Verdict 0.2/5 (Avoid).