Oh mummy. Help!
Get me out of here.
Verdict -6/5 (Avoid. Stay in Stranraer / Cairnryan).
Larne.
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Carrickfergus.
Ah, good old Carrickfergus. So good they named it once and may have written a song about it.
It’s bad enough that it’s coming down with sectarian murals and smells of wee but it says something when your village elders decide to build a mock village to try and hide the fact that it has become a sectarian, destitute, depraved shit hole.
Verdict 0.5/5 (Avoid like the plague).
Ballycastle.
Jesus wept!
Spent the day here staring at a few of the local villagers trying to unload a tractor off a ferry at the harbour.
Several hundred local people gathered to watch.
After three hours I was bored stiff and depressed so I took a walk down to the shitty beach. No, really, that’s not just what I thought of it the European Commission thinks it’s too shitty too.
Verdict: 0.5/5 (Avoid).