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The membership have started to question our lack of achievements over the last 12 years
It seems the membership are wise to our lies and propaganda.
Nobody seems to be liking or sharing our message on social media.
How can we convince members that being outvoted on an issue is somehow undemocratic?
How can we best ensure that nothing is achieved on behalf of the membership?
How can we best continue to lose & trade off Terms & conditions?
How can I ingratiate myself with management?
How might I become a careerist trade unionist?
How might I be able to sit in the 3Cs or Maddens drinking all day?
How might I be able to engage in political sectarianism whilst supposedly opposing sectarianism?
How might I be able to make payments of £500 to my mates from funds?